Operation Midnight Blotter mission debrief showing a messy desk before and after it was cleared
field manual · vol. i

The Cleaner

Turn home cleaning and organization into a role-playing game, catalog items to find them later, and assign cleaning missions to others in your household.

45 days free. No credit card required.

the case file

“I swear, I just cleaned this!”

PROBLEM: Perpetual Clutter Creep

Clutter keeps showing up even though you’re pretty on top of it.

Piles of mail, projects you’re about to work on, some random keys… how does this stuff even get here? In The Cleaner, set schedules to run missions before clutter accumulates.

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missing in action

“Where did I put that? Shoot, now I have to buy another one.”

PROBLEM: The "I'll put it in this special spot" Tax

You bought it. You JUST had it. You know you put it somewhere you absolutely would not forget... except now you can't remember where that is! So, with great heaviness of heart, you buy another one.

We call this the "special spot" tax, and it can get expensive! In The Cleaner, you can catalog items as you put them away, or you can sweep an entire shelf into your inventory with a single photograph. Where is it? Just look it up in The Vault!

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team operations

“Why am I the only one who notices?”

PROBLEM: One person is responsible for tracking it all

If you live with someone else (or several someones), you probably know how this goes: It's like people don't even see the mess unless you say something! But even project managing this stuff is a job!

You can add members of your household to The Cleaner. This gives them access to areas, missions, and the vault... and then all y'all are on a leaderboard together. That's right: Competition!

Did someone leave their stuff on the table? Assign them a mission to excavate the tomb and clear the altar!

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mission briefing

“It’s all so overwhelming.”

PROBLEM: It's hard to know where to start

You want to tidy up the dining room table, but a lot of the stuff on the table probably should go in the craft closet, but the craft closet is a disaster, so you really can't tidy up the dining room table until you have a full weekend to clear out the craft closet... 😩 and so much stuff in the craft closet could probably be donated... it's just daunting!

In The Cleaner, start where you are. Photograph the area as it is, and do one, 15-minute mission. Set it as the new Standard. Set a weekly checkin, and do another 15-minute mission next week. Set *that* as the new Standard. Perfection is not the goal, progress is.

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status report

“Is this ever actually done?”

PROBLEM: The Job Never Ends

The tedium of cleaning the same space over and over... endless! But in The Cleaner, every tidying is a new adventure:

• You're purifying the Great Altar

• You're curating exhibits in the great hall of a museum

• You're investigating unauthorized packages in the drop point

• You're salvaging abandoned cargo from the deep

• You're sanctifying the alchemical workshop

In The Cleaner, nothing is “just cleaning.”

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enlist now

Your household is the field office. HQ is waiting.

Start with one zone, one photo, and one critical mission... the rest? Classified.